43 Year Old
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Female
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From Ontario, Canada·
fuMarried to: Xx Eyez xX F...·
Joined on October 14, 2014
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 2nd
·1 referrals joined!
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Don't judge me by my constant swearing, judge me by my proper use of you're and your. Calling people on their bullshit is one of my favourite activities. Just feed me and play with my hair, we'll get along just fine. If you (hashtag) #Blessed on any of your social media posts, chances are I don't like you. I love food more than Kanye West loves Kanye West. If you like hockey, I like you. I'm a single mom, and my son is priority #1. Is it just me, or are sporks pretty frickin cool?
Listen- let's get down to it. IF I wanted to see your dick, I'd ask. That's just how I roll. Keep your pork sword to yourself. . .I'll go easy on your ego I promise. Don't be a knucklehead. Be a gentlemen.
My friendship comes in 3 levels: 1) Sarcasm 2) Inappropriate sexual humour 3) Insults/Useless banter
My favourite band is Maroon 5. Love this song:
43 Year Old
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Female
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From Ontario, Canada·
fuMarried to: Xx Eyez xX F...·
Joined on October 14, 2014
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 2nd
·1 referrals joined!
Interests
I'm a bit of an athlete..in fact I'll be competing in the next winter olympics. My event? Curling. Under a blanket. Watching Netflix.
No really: Netflix, Chatting, shopping, Rowing, Reading
Music
Hip Hop Dance Pop Dub Step Freestyle Techno
Movies
Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, The Notebook, The Vow, Top Gun, Lucy
Idols
Jane Austin Marilyn Monroe Napoleon Hill Rick Hansen