I am a 25 year old rennie from Las Colinas who moonlights as a credit card collector for the Devil (yeah the connection between us and satan is really there). I drink, swear, swordfight, and occassionally throw on a kilt and run through public places (though the doctors think I'm getting better...). I enjoy rock but prefer to stay to the heavier side, I think country is an abomination to mankind and would generally prefer to gouge my ears out than listen to pop or r&b. I've been told I have a great sense of humor but the tact of a sledgehammer. despite all of these wonderful traits I have few friends online so I decided to try this. Other interests include cars, guns, the strategic displacement of bodies, devising interesting new forms of abrasive conversation, and detailing schemes of international unimportance. Oh and writing. yeah, I guess writing is good...