A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During thesermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at thesame time, asking children questions in front of a congregation canalso be very dangerous.Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of theresurrection, a little boy raised his hand........The pastor called on him and the little boy said,"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle downenough for the service to continue.