Jasmine's blog: "About me..."

Are just using me as a temporary replacement for someone else.

I don't demand to be anyone's best friend but I certainly will not play second fiddle in lieu of anyone.

perfect breakfast: boiled eggs and porridge oats, if I'm hungover....full english at midday/afternoon.

perfect date: dinner/movies/walking...talking about stuff. Not gonna put it out on the first date like some of you slutty peoples!

perfect kiss: *shrugs* I don't know

perfect argument: when I win

perfect man/woman: decent looking (not a major factor but I don't want quasimodo), funny, clever...stupid people make me angry and frustrated, need to be able to provide for the family financially if I can't.

perfect shoe: pretty high ones that make my bottom look good. :)

perfect movie: ones that make me laugh and cry.

perfect flower: I like orchids

perfect time of day: whenever it is quietest

perfect mood: happy and dreamy

perfect dream: my dreams are never nice, either odd or scary

perfect drink: I drink a lot of milk

perfect name: For me it would be Lily or Evelyn, for my future daughters. :)

perfect drug: just being happy.

I wonder...people (r/l and online) are always saying I am 'cute' and stuffs blah blah blah.

But I am perfectly capable of being non-cute and deadly serious (and secretly a little bit mean), but I think cute is just like a 'default' for me just don't really think about it much.

Maybeh it's a defence mechanism?

After nobody really gets mad at cute stuffs and most people tend to be nicer to you.

(Apart from some freaky deaky's in the mumms, but that's kinda fun to play with too)

Meh, I don't know.

Is it a defence thing?

We all know baby animals are cute and stuffs to invoke maternal/paternal feelings but they still get eaten by sharks and things.

*Shrugs*

What was my point again?

I don't think I'm a real girl.

I like talking about poop too much. :o

I am SOOOOOOOO going to make a butthurt mumm.

Calling me a snitch HMPH!

I HATE YOU ALL!

So the other day I had a missed call on my phone, I think I was in a lesson at college or something so I didn't answer...anyways I rang back to find out who it was.

So it went riiiiiing riiiiiiiiing....and then someone picked up the phone and answered in Chinese.

So I was all like 'Hmmm I must know this person'.

So I had the following conversation with him.... (Bear in mind that this is in Chinese)

Me: Who is this?

Man: No who are you?

Me: Well you rang me so I assume you must know me.

Man: Did I?

Me: Yea you did!

Man: Oh...what's your Chinese surname?

Me: Ng

Man: Who's you dad?

Me: (I told him)

Man: Hmm...I don't know him.

Me: Ohhh ok. Maybe you rang the wrong number?

Man: Yea probably.

Me: Oh ok then! Bye!

Man: Bye!

We hang up.

The most random thing is that he dialled the wrong number to a Chinese person! :o

What are the chances!

So I logged in this afternoon, found out I was mumm comment/posting banned...sent a quick message to Scrapper...had a nap...and then all was right in the fu-world!

Yay!

So I log on today with a message from fubarshop telling me my mumm about unagi and samosa's was deleted because it was NSFW!

Since when was that NSFW!

And now I can't mumm...I don't think.

I've tried posting in a few mumms and nothing happens.

I really am...

How do I stop that?

People who are too nice too quickly are weird.