Mr Potatoe Eyes's blog: "Adventures in Potatoe land"

Now I know nothing of this whoring shit,but imma try.My manhood is on the line.So

I AM IN AN AUCTION!!!

Winner gets

to own me for a month

<---will leave shit talking daily on said owners page

<---will make a degradign salute in said owners honor

And you will also own PK (b/c I will own her,therfore so will you)

bidding starts @ a cherrybomb cheers

I would put a link to the pic,but idk how to,so just pick a picture of me and that is the right one.Cheers and Happy Bidding  :D

(yeah,they will never catch on that this is a ploy for me to beat PK to Godfather and I will show her)

ffs did I say tha out loud??  :-s

SHIT! That was nuts...

I have no fucking clue what just happened,but I fubared for like an hour in 5 minutes.THANK YOU guys for all the love and friendship you give PK and I.It really does mean alot to us having you all for friends. :D

So our happy hour is next PK and I will be on even if we share my account.I have a cherry bomb,I dont know how to use it,but PK says I can rate a bunch of shit @ once.If you want me to rate your shit let me know.I will be doing random fam members anyway.LET ME KNOW SOON.

<---in shower getting all ritzed up for the occasion bitches.

werd

CHECK OUT MY BULLETIN!!!!  :D

So this stems from a couple comments in the mumms.

Thursday is Pk and mines anni and I am going to use the HH that PK won me then.Please do whatever it is everyone else wants people to do on their HH.I personally dont have a fucking clue,but hey what do I know.We will be on for it and hopefully get to talk some shit with our friends.I know I dont get on much anymore,so for me it will be nice to see some of yous.Cheers and such until the next round.

So Pk and I were talking about how I have had this account since 2006 and I havent even come near Godfather,but she did it in like a month.Now I know that my friend making skills has nothing to do with it b/c I am loved everywhere I go.And I am online EVERY second of EVERY day.So it must be that I have never had the spotlight.I am kinda worried that if I go for it I will end up saying something offensive and get deleted so it will all be for not.Now I know all three of you that read this are thinking JUST DONT SAY SOMETHING STUPID!!!It isnt that easy.It is almost impossible for me not to.I am driven to piss someoen off.I LOVE IT.I think I just need to come  up with a really clever way of being offensive and I could get through it.But then again that might defeat the purpose of me getting Spotlight.I wont get any rates,but I dont care.Still not helping me Godfather.See I have already given this way more thought than I would normally care to give,but the chance to piss off a SHITLOAD of people for one day is very tempting :D And even if they just come and rate me a 1 I still get a point and one step closer to Godfather.Idk,maybe I should just piss people off more in the mumms again.That was fun.If you think I should go for spotlight so I can Godfather,give me some input on your thoughts and some motherfucking fucheddar.

                                                                K.thnx,

                                                                   Management

There has been a recent epidemic being spread by the Canukistanian Government and PK to take over the world.This infectious infection has been aptly named "Beaver-Flu" and is being released all over the interwebs.No one person is safe and/or immune.If you have internets access you are advised not to send PK any fubucks AT ALL!

Symptoms: include the extreme miss use of the letter "U" and those god damned smiley things. :(

Do the world a favor and dont send anything!(not even smarties)

This message was brought to you by "The Peoples Union for Peoples against Peoples miss use of the letter U and PK".All rights are abused.

So I just checked my family list and HOLYFUCKSTAIN BATMAN!!!

Everyone is like a cagillion levels higher than me.And most have deleted profiles and started over.FFS!

I suck at the internets.

<---refuses to whore anymore

I am a fu-god.I am the FUGOD!!I fucking created this place.

(please replace "fugod" with "futard"and "created" with "joined")

thnx management