Although alot of people have auto 11's today. I like to pimp out the people who don't have them everyday.
Jenni is a sweetheart, and has her very first auto 11's.
Show her how much fun they can be. Give her a few minutes of your time. :D
**~~*Jenni*~~** .√iolets.'s ToY
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Good luck Jenni
Well damn. Look at me...
I would like to thank everyone. Too many to actually thank. My busiest day on Fubar ever. And i'd like to thank my new, and old friends. You guys were awesome.
Yes i was up until 2:30am returning gifts. Lmaooo
Next year, i'll be #1. I'm bring out the boobs...
Special thanks to Vixen for my Happy Hour
She does way to much for me, but i ♥ her anyways. :P
http://www.fubar.com/user/714945
Ok i was going to use the "link me" button, but its gone weird...
And Back To Reality for the Auto 11's
http://www.fubar.com/user/23
Thanks for the awesome Bulletins by Alison, Fat Sonny, DevilGirl and Freak, Diana and Per.
Goes to prove, i really do have the best friends on all of Fubar. Thanks. Here is the deal.
Today of all days my computer is giving me hissy fits. I mean BAD.
Thanks to Vixen for helping me. I have 25+ messages
I have 25+ comments. If i'm slow to get back to you i'm very sorry. I thank you all for the birthday luv.
My friends rock. :D
Auto's on at 8am FU time
Happy Hour @ 12pm FU time :D
PS My Computer sucks Moose balls
So tomorrow is my birthday. Yaya. It'll be a huge CubbyWhore day, watch out. :P
And why yes, thanks for noticing i'm old.
I thought i should give you some hints at what i want for my birthday. Just small stuff. Get it for me if you can...
1) World Peace
2) 8 more years of Bush. We all know the President doesn't really do anything anyways, and come on. He was funny to listen too.
3) 17 FuPonies. Not just one. I want the most on Fubar
4) Florida to have a blizzard. I'm sick of Neppi telling me how nice it is down there. If you know Mr Snow Miser please tell him i need snow.
5) A person who can actually cut my hair, where it doesn't look stupid for 3 days after. How hard is it to make me look good?
6) 38 Bling packs. Just cause i'm a whore.
7) To be Red for a day. Hell i'll even show my boobs to be a legend. :P
8) Scrapper and BabyJ to finally fan me. I'm probably the most famous person on this site, how can they not fan me? Go tell them to fan me tomorrow mmmmk?
9) A car that runs on pee. Hell everyone pee's, and we just flush it away. We should be using this resource.
10) A sex video with Misfit, MsD and Vixen260.
11) A Polly Pockets.
12) Canada is invade the US and force Americans to wear toques everyday and say "eh".
13) For someone to Screenshot all the birthday status love i get. God i hate screenshotting. :P
14) The willpower to quit smoking. I haz none.
15) For BabyJ and Tom to make out on national television like Madonna and Britney did. Just cause.
16) For every Oracle and Angel to all pimp me out at the same time so it is an endless parade of Cubby's scrolling at the top. :P
17) For you to spay or neuter your pet to control the pet population.
18) For the whore Cubby to stop asking me to re-rate his dum ass
19) I mentioned bling and bling packs right?
20) For this blog to end.
21) For you all to be happy. Sounds easy, but there alot of Emo people out there. Wish you'd all smile.
22) For me not too turn 40 next year.
I wanna thank Back To Reality for the auto 11's. You rock Bro
And if your bored today.....
VviXxen is 900k from Godmother
Vv i X x en
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Belladonna is 3 million from Angel
Auto's on...Belladonna...Club F.A.R. member...Owned by Eric...R8 & Fan B4 add plz
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For those of you who don't know.....
This is all Bullshit. I could careless what i get. Just hope you stop by, maybe buy me a Bud (37 FuBucks) and all have a great day. Alison needs just 11 profile rates to reach 75,000 rates.
Alison
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Give her a profile rate?
Thanks. :D
I've had the spotlight. You've had the spotlight. Lets help a friend out and get her the spotlight. She is a sweetheart, and i don't pimp many people out now a days, but Anna deserves a hand. Everyone has FuBucks now a days, what's 100k between friends? If you have more, that would be great. But with Christmas coming up, lets be generous. I thank all of you. :D
M. Anna ♦ Midwest MILF OWNS my b00bs!
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http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=264796370
Check it out
96k away. Just sayin.
Come on ladies. l
Lookie how cute he is....
Fishinrod
@ fubar
PS Happy birthday Footie
How to Give a Cat a Pill
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws.. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. ;Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Tie the little b------d's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
How To Give A Dog A Pill
1. Wrap it in bacon.
2. Toss it in the air.
Yes i have Auto 11's. thanks Alison. :D
And i'd love to level today, but poor Carrie has waited days to level. She's only 28k away. Please give her a hand.
TQ ~ Thee Queen (Dude)
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Oh ya, come back to me when your done tho. (evil grins)
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I would like to thank everyone. Too many to actually thank. My busiest day on Fubar ever. And i'd like to thank my new, and old friends. You guys were awesome.
Yes i was up until 2:30am returning gifts. Lmaooo
Next year, i'll be #1. I'm bring out the boobs...
Special thanks to Vixen for my Happy Hour
She does way to much for me, but i ♥ her anyways. :P
