Xx Dirty Pretty xX aka Kitten's blog: "Exsanguination"

British left waffles on Falklan Islands

Shot off womens leg helps Nicklaus to 66

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

Stolen painting found by tree

Bomb hit by library

After detour to California shuttle returns to Earth

Boy declared dead, revives as family protests

Dead coyote found in Bronx launches search for its mate

Childbirth is big step to parenthood

42% of all murdered women are killed by the same man

National hunting group targeting women

Fire officials grilled over kerosene heaters

Police can't stop gambling

Ability to swim may save children from drowning

Low wages said key to poverty

Youth hit by car riding bicycle

Hostage- taker kills self; police shoot eachother

Testical cargo seized

Check with doctors before getting sick

Police kill youth in effort to stop his suicide attempt

Intern gets taste of Government

Convicted S&L chief donated to university

Study: Dead patients usually not saved

Parking lot floods when man bursts

U.S. ships head to somalia

U.S. advice: Keep drinking water from sewage

Suicides asked to reconsider

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Gators to face Seminoles with Peters out

New Autos to hit 5 Million

These are honest to goodness flubbed headlines from newspapers.

Thought I would share them with you.

75. Have you ever crawled through a window? yes.

Where is your cell phone - counter 

Your hair - longer

So, did you guys watch the new Doctor Who on Saturday?

Well, as much as you probably NEVER thought I would say this --

Matt Smith has grown on me. I said I wouldn't and I refused him and threw his name in the mud.

Now I must appologize. He's amazing. Very funny.

The whole show now seems like it's a take on Peter Pan and never wanting to grow up.

♥

He said some of the funniest things in his first episode.

Fish and custard

Bad bad beans

ect ect

His +1

Amelia Pond

aka

Amy

She's funny, the alpha female as she says.

Much like Donna...always doing what she's not supposed to or talking back

I like her.

She met the doctor when she was about 7. He crashed into her garden and he made her cook for him.

Then he went to check on the crack in her wall

He left her waiting for 12 years he thought it was only 5 minutes.

Can't much keep track of time in a time machine ;]

She grew up and he came back and the madness started.

This is really just worthless ramblings but I want to say that I loved the new episode of Doctor Who.

It was AMAZING. I laughed and laughed.

Oh and he's still running which is a good thing =)

And smarter than EVER.

I still will miss David Tennant tho. But, it's called regeneration -- they have been doing it since 1963.

Now, lets see how great the other episodes are!!

WHO THE MAN?!?!

oh, Im never saying that again!

I kinda hope I do die in 2012

I hate the way this country is changing

Im more affraid of the way we're moving.

Is it ok to be scared?

I kinda feel like Im screaming and noone can hear me.

I want to be free again.

But, for now, Im not an American.

Ok, Fu changes.

SHUT UP AND READ THIS FOR 1 MINUTE.

**BEFORE YOU ATTACK ME I HAVE A VOICE HERE TOO. IF YOU CAN POST A MILLION BULLETINS  I CAN POST 1 BLOG. I HAVE AN OPINNION JUST LIKE YOU**

Stop fucking whining. You don't like it? Don't threaten that you're going to delete your page. DO IT.  Fubar isn't real life, deal with it. If something changed in your life you wouldn't die because of it and I don't see you dead now.

Why sit here and riot over a change on fubar? Why not go out and HELP change something else? Is Fubar that important to you?

I know what you're thinking -- I spend money here and they change everything without asking. Well guess what? SO DOES THE GOVERNMENT!!! Instead of sitting here bitching and complaining..how bout you go sign one of them petitions out there that is going to stop the Health Care Bill?

Get your life into perspective. What the fuck is fubar to you? It's a website.

I can't even come on here and have fun anymore cause everytime Im on here someone's bitching about something babyj has done.

It's HIS site is it not?

And about that bulletin I saw posted that it's hard to bomb on here anymore cause of the changes... I think you're wrong. You DONT need people to SB you when you are bombing. On your live feed click VIEW ALL and go from there. Also watch the scroll -- there's always someone with Auto 11s scrolling.

So- To all the people threatening to delete your page, please by all means do. I dont want you on a website I come to for relaxation.

And for all the people bitching and whining- stop already! This isn't going to kill you.

Get Over it!

Doctor Who is known as the longest-running TV series all over the world. It has started to air in the year 1963. The show was mainly showed in the UK and since then it has already been a regular show up to now. The Guinness World Records listed the show as the longest-running sci-fi series all over the world. The fans of the show grew from hundreds to millions and has also been recognized in different countries such as the US, Japan and Australia.

TARDIS means Time And Relative Dementions In Space

it's always bigger on the inside ;]

Who has played Doctor Who?

1. William Hartnell - 1963 to 1966
2. Patrick Troughton - 1966 to 1969
3. Jon Pertwee - 1970 to 1974
4. Tom Baker - 1974 to 1981
5. Peter Davison - 1981 to 1984
6. Colin Baker - 1984 to 1986
7. Sylvester McCoy - 1987 to 1989, 1996
8. Paul McGann - 1996
9. Christopher Eccleston - 2005
10. David Tennant - 2005 to 2010

The 11th Will be Matt Smith starting in April.

Fun Facts and factoids --

How many episodes was "Raxacoricofallapatorious" mentioned during series one and two?

4

What would the Krillitanes eat all the time if they could?

Fresh Children

What planet are the Slitheen from?

Raxacoricofallapatorious

How many episodes did Captain Jack Harkness appear in alongside the Ninth Doctor?

5 He was in all episodes between "The Empty Child" and "The Parting of the Ways".

And, The Lost Moon Of Poosh was found when the 27 planets went missing =)

So, would it be The Found Moon Of Poosh? lol

I know those facts above don't really matter but I paid attention at least.

You're not the only one who knows who K9 is. come on get real.

I did in fact watch every David Tennant episode. He was my first and my favorite Doctor, and as they say..You will NEVER forget your first Doctor.

My favorite +1 is Donna Noble. The Doctor Donna.

My favorite "alien" is the Ood.

My favorite Torchwood charactor is Captain Jack Harkness.

BARROWMANNNNNNNN! *shakes fist*

The fact really is -- You don't have to know EVERYTHING about Doctor Who to love the show.

I myself do not know everything -- but you don't need to treat me like I know absolutely nothing.

For God sakes...yes.. I know who Sarah Jane is. Who doesn't.

With that said.. Im truely looking forward to the new doctor. I may have been a bit jittered in the beginning..and I didn't want it to be true...but who wants to see their first Doctor disappear forever?

Today I was talking to my sister. And every other thing is "Im tired of the drama"

She has twins and is a single mom.

She thinks she needs a man to survive. Every other day she messages me about a guy that she's "with" that's treating her like crap. So I tell her that she needs to worry about her kids more. Less about men.

She said to me "I just want to be loved" so I replied "so, what your family doesn't love you and I don't love you?"

She said to me " Yeah thats true but Im tired of gertting hurt in the end"

I hate to say this but I think she needs some serious help.

Why the fuck does a woman with kids need to be worried about herself and a man. Should those kids not get all her attention.

Im really confused here. I mean like does she not have any common sense?

Havn't women been doing the whole raising children thing alone for a while?

I mean it seems like -- she don't give a relationship time.  She finds 'em and you can clearly see they arnt the right one for her.  Many Many Many Many times I have tried to explain this shit to her and she don't get it.

Like I don't know what Im talking about. I know Im only 22 but, I get it.

It took me 1 year to decide if I wanted to date my current boyfriend. I didn't just crawl into bed with him. I don't have kids but I know that kids demand more attention than you have. Specially TWINS. 

Im not writing this to make her sound bad or anything but, I usually use my blogs like a diary.. a place where I can get shit off my chest without normally having to get shit on about how I feel.

Regardless...she seems desperate for a man in her life. But she loves the first one that comes along. No real standards but alot of expectations.

I don't know about this situation. Maybe if I wave a $20 dollar bill in front of her face and tell her to knock her dumb drama shit off she will get it. IDK

Whatever