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BUY MY BITCH! (Auction)

SO! here's the deal. i'm auctioning off my best friend Melliebeans! She's hot, and amazonian, and smells delicious. would you like a date with my loverly assistant? IF SO...she's going for the highest bid! in return for your time, effort, and squandered money, you will get a fabulous consolation prize! (no, not Mel mailed to you) just...something tasty? guess you'll have to bid to find out! may the best man (or woman) WIN! Note: if you do bid, you have to make all wagers inside of this here billetin-dealy. Mogwai
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@ fubar ***HAPPY ENDINGS ARE NOT INCUDED*** (repost of original by 'PirateAss' on '2007-11-27 00:01:32') (repost of original by 'Mogwai' on '2007-11-27 00:09:52')

um...yeah....about that...

the white rabbit took habbit...with the needle and spoon... white rabbit took habbit of shooting for the moon... but what white rabbit, hadn't counted on was McGruff the dog taking a bite out of his sorry ass...and THEN where was his dealer to back his fat ass up?!?! NO WHERE! HA....what good does it do his happy ass now? stupid junkie. and i get the gold star for today, for the immense overuse of the word "ass" so....to add to it: ass ass assssssss ass ass head ass hole asshatt asscow...asscow? oooh, mayhap i need to go back to bed ;) 2 Comments - 0 Kudos -

bicycle momentum.

wow...what a tranceformational change. cereal box brutality! so it made today be a happenin' thing. thank you neighbors....what ever happened to those days? when a neighbor helped another, without anything expected in return???? man has had a sad decline....i've noticed such hatred...more so, in these last few years. the deterioration of "humanity"...nothing humane about it anymore. will you stop for that cyclist that spilled out from the sidewalk, fumbling tires, basket, and goods....doing that slow motion fall thing that everyone does when it's a total unreality. i wanted to dart accross traffic...and i guess i'm a bad person, for not doing so...just to help him up...but since when did a drunk guy on a bike want a hand getting up??? and they wave you off like you're some sort of boyscout...trippy bearscout. and go on again and about their way....pedal pedal, swerve swerve....on and on to the next curb. sometimes i wish i was a drunk old bum on a bike. that does strike me as quite the carefree and diddly doo sort of life. the end. now on the the cake!
(yes y'all and ya don't stop keep on to the break of dawn) Yo...put one up to shackle me, not clean logic procreation I did not invent the wheel I was the crooked spoke adjacent While the triple sixers lassos keep angels roped in the basement I walk the block with a halo and a stick poking your patience Ya'll catch a 30 second flash visual Dirty cooperative net platoon bloom head trip split ridiculous Fathom the splicing of first generation Fuck up or trickle down anti hero smack (Cracking!) I paste the game to zero hour completion green (Splash!) Duke of early retirement pick a dream American nightmare hogging the screen I'll hold the door open so you can stumble in if you'd stop following me around the jungle gym Now it's an honor and I spell it with the 'H' I stole from heritage Merit crutch stolen wretched refuse of my teeming resonance I promise temperance towards breed with a leaning conscience Here the creed acts since responsive but my sports supports the wattage And I'm sleeping now (Wow!) yeah the settlers laugh You won't be laughing when your covered wagons crash You won't be laughing when the buzzards drag your brother's flags into rags You won't be laughing when your front lawn is spangled with epitaphs Dont be laughing! And I hang my boots to rest when I'm impressed So I triple knot them and forgot them This origami dream is beautiful but man those wings will never leave the ground Without a feather and a lottery ticket, now settle down All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way. All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way. All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way. All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way. (yes, yes, y'all, you don't stop, keep on to the break of dawn) Slacker bound emit a tabloid headline with a pulse Shimmy cross the centerfold, and a dead time engulfed Diddy crumbs for the better souls with seven deadly stains To hear the blame to crystal conscience To results a low life counting on one hand what he's accomplished Ok, link me to activism chain activate street sweep Plug deteriorating Xenobit(sp?) Pendragon I hock swords cores for the morbid spreading of mad men (alley gospel) Sinking their lincoln-log cabin and Charlie Chaplin waddle I could zig zag and zig 'em again for the bashed dreams Sparking in my brick wall windows another thick installment Of one night in Gotham without the wretched (There is also another word here) Houston we have a problem Attached to a infested batch of city goblins Who split holiday freak on a box cut cinema high road bellow Head rips Watch red bricks turn yellow Sort of similar to most backbones at camp Icarus Raw feeling crimes congregating at pamper for bickering Life's not a bitch life is a beautiful woman Your only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess Kiss the speaker wire, Peter Passivism peggin' threshold Stomach full of halo kibbles Wings span cast black upon visuals hear the duck hunt ticker tape Vision and pick apart the pixels I got a friend of polar nature and it's all peace When I seek similar stars but can't sit at the same feast Metal Captain! This cat is asking if I've seen his little lost passion I told him: "Yeah, but only when I pedaled past him" All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way. All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way. All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way. All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way

DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!

so this was from Devil's Night, but i forgot to post it:P 6:38 PM - DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!!!!! Current mood: chipper HOLEEE SHIYIT! i think i just peed myself. this movie is so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone has to see "bLACK sHEEP"! totally digusting....and it made me gag....and almost puke in my shirt. just....see i...it's...BISGUSING...and you have to watch it...and shirt puke...and gag....and it's awesome!!! i just busted my bra. huge teetays destroying helpless menial wire and elastic fabric. RIP bra 7266 (is that a good number?) thanks Morgana for the delicious bluebunnay poopsicle...and we got the free fucking tacos!!!!!!!!!!! GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!! i have a big hot pastrami ;) and Seth be giving me the beers and they taste like heavens!!!!!!!!!! "and what is this??? and this??? and these here???" love love love....dates and love love love. pathetic beast! keep in mind, that your hot pastrami is only available to date high school seniors on prom day. WOOT!

um...yeah....about that....

the white rabbit took habbit...with the needle and spoon... white rabbit took habbit of shooting for the moon... but what white rabbit, hadn't counted on was McGruff the dog taking a bite out of his sorry ass...and THEN where was his dealer to back his fat ass up?!?! NO WHERE! HA....what good does it do his happy ass now? stupid junkie. and i get the gold star for today, for the immense overuse of the word "ass" so....to add to it: ass ass assssssss ass ass head ass hole asshatt asscow...asscow? oooh, mayhap i need to go back to bed ;)

playing second fiddle...

do you ever think i get sick of always being second best? of bending down, laying low and taking it in the ass? (ok, truth being, i love it in the ass...but NOT when you're trying to make me just another hooker in your parade) what's so wrong with always wanting to be your number one? instead i find myself trying to fight a battle that should already be done. so FUCK...whatever...who gives a shit...it's not like i should care... i'm just another fuck in line, but with pink and purple hair ;)
bah. i need to go home. time goes so slow...but the year has flown. i wonder if this is it..all that there is to offer. i shouldn't be such a twat, but that's how it goes i guess. i miss my friends. i miss having a life. i had the silliest though the other day...i honestly couldn;t remember what it was like to be held in someone's arms. or to roll over, and snuggle with someone aside from a 4 yr old :P maybe it's better this way. i have more to take care of...i can't support someone else right now. i can hardly support myself. but that's how these things go.
HOLDING IN THE SOAKING SKY -immersion of the mind, into the cold wet morning rise- -where seems to be the change...that never made this- -mourning son... -dredging tears into the dew -sustaining forces below the soil -cold deer to the end -suspension of time, while light filters through...bringing soon, the unkempt youth -unto a restful place he stumbles -harrowing sorrow -the weight of life. 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

you think?

12:34 AM - you think so? would it seem better to just go ahead... lose yourself to the sheer doom that you know is on it's way? to shut up and bite your tongue. to brand another person with your whip-smart comments. feeling used up gets old. really old. gettign fired up and pissed, rolling my eyes inside my heart, saying...for the love of fuck, give it up. rest it a while. think of something else. but it's not that easy anymore... mind consuming all entrancing hopeless-styled days. shoving the rest of my heart under the carpet, along with that busted rum bottle... i've come to my senses. this is the end.
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