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| created @ 01/14/2008 08:23 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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This subject always makes me laugh.
A couple years ago a friend came to me with a bit of a dilemma. After a
couple months he had started noticing a pattern with his wife. She would ask him
"does this make me look fat?" He would lie say no you look great. 10 minutes
later she would get really mad and ask him why he lied. He would stick to
his answer, She would change and he wouldn't get any that night. He decided to
be honest with her, that caused a worse problem She would immediately start
crying and he would end up on the couch that night.
The poor man was so confused. I told him the next time she asks the question
he should say hunny if your not in the mood just tell me, we don't have to
have sex. A week or so later she once again asked the question. He replied as
I advised. He told me the look on her face was priceless, a mix of busted
and shock over the fact a mere man figured out her little game. needless to
say she didn't want to admit being "busted" that night he had wild sex and she
never asked that question again..
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