A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Oh...............hmm, well...
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo, see. Then I set
up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard
drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You got Male!