All Newbies hit me with a drink....will return favor....

wonders how many of the $1 bills in my wallet have been in a stripper's ass crack?

Where has my mind gone? Oh... Wait... There it is. Its in the gutter again.

You Win some, You Lose some, But Nothings better than getting some!!

A rooster and a cat were by a pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The moral of the story is Wherever you find a wet pussy you'll find a happy cock :)

THE CORRECT WAY TO KISS A LADY: 1. Push her against the wall. 2. Hold her arms above her head. 3. Kiss her like you'll never stop! lol

Oh man where did the Summer weather go lol

Never forget the 3 types of people in your life: 1. Who helped u in ur difficult time. 2. Who left u in ur difficult time. 3. Who put u in difficult time.

In life we aren't always given the person we want, but instead the one we need. The one we need may be the one we want if our blind eyes are only opened to see!

A friend will pick you up when you fall, a best friend will think it`s hilarious help get you up...then trip you again. lol

Nats To the whole world you are just one person, But to one special person You Are The Whole World! js ILY IMY

Glad that the weekend is finally here whos gonna party it up with me.....

SummerTime Sexfest....lol

The Naughty Latino Tongue Lasher Of Fubar leaving tons of love to all my peeps....

Damn the weekend is almost over,, i need a vacation....maybe Vegas

need a vaction...maybe to vegas or the Caribbean ....

Come on Spring Get here already

Finally the weekend is here...now what to do...hmmmmm

Damn can the weather get anymore colder....

Finally able to relax after a crazy few days at work