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Chastity Sparklejugs's Status
It's the Friday flyday Sale!! 30% off Credit packs! Enjoy and buy one for your friends! Share the love!
Jan 28, 2011comment
OMG you are not going to believe it, i saw the cutest thing in a store window and i was going to buy it for you but then I realized that it was my reflection!!
Jan 26, 2011comment
The next time someone annoys you so much you just wanna slap em..do it and say, "Mosquito" and quickly walk away
Jan 25, 2011comment
How come when it rains it smells like fish and worms? It never smells like those FRESH RAIN CANDLES...LIARS
Jan 20, 2011comment
I am busier than a set of jumper cables at a redneck picnic!
Jan 18, 2011comment
had a productive day ... there's a blog about it.
Jan 18, 2011comment
I wish I had my own theme song ...
Dec 28, 2010comment
Mmmm my coffee is sooo good...in a fight, my coffee would beat your coffee...and all your coffee's friends would want to be friends with my coffee...
Dec 26, 2010comment
Fellas let's keep those packages wrapped and out of the default pics. Not the place for it! ;)
Dec 23, 2010comment
What's with all the peen pics in the default today? We don't wanna see your junk it's Christmas!
Dec 23, 2010comment
There is some AWESOME new bling, check them out! Give us ideas for MORE! I'm happy to take your suggestions!
Dec 23, 2010comment
Spread the Holiday Cheer, nothing says I love you like a bling credit pack or some of the NEW bling available! Check out the Bling Page!
Dec 22, 2010comment
Ill ... and no I don't mean I'm mad.
Dec 21, 2010comment
This Christmas Season we remember and honor those who are no longer with us and cherish those who are. Missing my brother the closer the day gets, started wearing my necklace today.
Dec 17, 2010comment
This Christmas Season we remember and honor those who are no longer with us and cherish those who are. Missing my brother the closer the day gets ...
Dec 17, 2010comment
Ok, so Santa just kidnapped me and shoved me in a big red sack! Who put me on their Christmas list? ;)
Dec 15, 2010comment
Ugh, for school being cancelled and the weather isn't even bad! *facepalm*
Dec 15, 2010comment
Off to drool all over my pillow... G'Nite!
Dec 14, 2010comment
Sorry about all those calls you've been getting. My phone is voice activated. I was at the mall every time Santa said ho, ho, ho
Dec 14, 2010comment
Be sure to check out the New Bling!
Dec 14, 2010comment
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