Im having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions

"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand." Mae West

Fan me , rate me, & love me! Do it NOWWWWWWW! Lol (h)

If stupid people don't quit breeding, we're all going to have to start wearing helmets.

I don't have a drinking problem........ I'm just really thirsty!

I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough.