7.5", three and a half fingers wide..

Hope everyone has a great finger blasting Friday! :) Just remember to remain reluctant, kids in Africa don't get to finger blast. Don't drop the soap!

Another thing...WHAT THE FUCK is up with parents always force feeding pimento cheese sandwiches to their children (or designated non-children) without fail on at least a weekly basis. Needless to say, I haven't had a pimento cheese sandwich (force fed) since I was a young, innocent, angel of a child. Maybe that's because they aren't being forced on me (just like liberalism). #FuckingLiberals

This is in response the blithering idiot, also known as Plain Jane extraordinaire: "did you actually think you could hurt my feeling with your lame ass opinion?" Don't make fun of her now, it's not her fault she has a learning disability. For instance the average good person of FUBAR would be realize that this is a rhetorical question. I don't have to wonder as to whether or not hurting your feelings is within my near future or not. That's because I've already hurt your feelings, a average cunt like such as yourself is simply oblivious to this fact. Case in point; why did you feel blocking me was necessary? :) Nothing to see here folks, we can just make sure to send her dignity back to her in the priority mail. God knows she lost it!

Alright, just wanted to let everyone know that the surgery I had yesterday was a success. The resident pediatric surgeon was able to repair most of the nerve damage sustained from the accident. I'm in a quiet a bit of pain right now, so sorry if I'm late to acknowledge any likes/rates/comments. Right now I only have one functional arm to do everything with. Normal everyday tasks take five times longer, that is I can even do it at all with my limited capability. #PartyTime