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Alpha Male's Status
Spank it!
Apr 13, 2017comment
Come get your points people!
Apr 13, 2017comment
Its not gonna spank itself!!
Apr 13, 2017comment
Come spank it!!
Apr 13, 2017comment
Good day fine people!! Hope all is well.
Apr 13, 2017comment
Holy shit!! It's been a minute since I was here.
Jan 28, 2017comment
If I lick it, it's mine!
Apr 10, 2016comment
I'm naughty by nature!
Apr 10, 2016comment
Let's face it, I'm the greatest... I wake up every morning and piss excellence.
Apr 10, 2016comment
You've been naughty... Now get to my room.
Apr 7, 2016comment
Thong Thursday! Show me your thongs.
Apr 7, 2016comment
TGIT!....... Said never.
Apr 7, 2016comment
HAPPY HUMP (me) Day!
Apr 6, 2016comment
You make my eyes happy!
Apr 4, 2016comment
If you continue to be sexy, I'm gonna have to put you over my knee.
Apr 4, 2016comment
Let me do naughty things to you!
Apr 4, 2016comment
I didn't park my car here!
Apr 4, 2016comment
I'm doing the thing, with the thing.
Apr 3, 2016comment
If you think you feel good... You really need to feel me!
Apr 1, 2016comment
I'm only here so I don't get fined.
Apr 1, 2016comment
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