If you want a link to my new profile, let me know. Thanks.

Good grief. I'm going to have to start giving out classes in sarcasm in this joint.

Vodka is my new cough syrup. I don't think it's working as well... =/

Good afternoon, Fulings! What are we doing today??

Hero of the day: Ender. He's in my family, so please go forth and love him virtually.

1 more pimpout and I can FINALLY get off this level.

Weeeee!!!! Postal is my hero! Now any Angels with the burning desire to be my temporary pimp are welcome to do so. Ya know. As long as I don't have to have sex.

What's that? You have the burning desire to help me level? Oh. Well, I need 1 buzzkill and 2 pimp outs (whatever the fuck that is).

So, just to put things into perspective for you... The state of Colorado is on FIRE!

1 buzz kill + 2 pimp outs (whatever the fuck that means) = I become Godfather. =D

So apparently I have to be buzzkilled, pimped out, and given "big pimpin" gifts in order to level. When exactly did I become a hooker?

You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

*pokes head in* Miss me yet?

Does anyone actually use the creepy video chat function? No, that's not an offer, just consider it a survey.

*waves* Hello.

I judge you by your status.

Nervous Breakdown, here I come.

Beer + Football = I'm quickly becoming a dyke.

I can has Shane from The L Word now?

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.