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Dec 28, 2019comment
I've got a thing for the British accent, Rosemund Pike Eve Myles hell damn Judy. An I've got an blindfold me fantasy, it involves Minnie Driver and Alex Kingston.
Nov 19, 2015comment
Every so often this thought pops in my head why the hell hasn't someone written a script with jodie foster as the older sister to helen hunt and mother to leelee sobieski (yes leelee looks more like Helen but Jodie and leelee have closer eye color. Or a movie with Jodie and Helen, or leelee with Helen/Jodie?
Sep 30, 2014comment
Every so often this thought pops in my head why the hell hasn't someone written a script with jodie foster as the older sister to helen hunt and mother to leelee sobieski (yes leelee looks more like Helen but Jodie and leelee have closer eye color. Or a movie with Jodie and Helen, or leelee with Helen/Jodie?
Sep 30, 2014comment
Have a drunken St. Patty's day every1.
Mar 17, 2014comment
why must even lifes simplest thing be made complex. She said you asshole, he replied you bitch. Simple tit for tat.
Jan 19, 2014comment
Happy new years all
Jan 1, 2014comment
Merry Christmas everyone. Don't go hopping out of bed so fast, roll over spin around, suck and lick something wash it down with coffee. Then head for tree.
Dec 25, 2013comment
Listen up sweetie, even before the belly I couldn't suck it myself. So, I'm gonna need you to do me a solid!!!
Oct 30, 2013comment
Truth be told I just want a pretty kitty I can suck be sucked by and bang. Where the pretty kitty at?
Aug 11, 2013comment
Sweetie you could just eat chocolate, I can stuff you with chocolate or you could just eat my chocolate. "You can have whatever you like".
Jun 27, 2013comment
Game of Thrones, WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Jun 4, 2013comment
Hey, do me a favor show me what that outfit looks like when your naked!
May 15, 2013comment
Sometimes, I watch the news and think of all the nights for this idiots mother not to swallow it had to be the night she conceived you.
Apr 23, 2013comment
Currently: last night I ate half a cheese cake, drank 2 liters of mountain dew and had a double shoot of henn-dog. After shot in your mouth tell me if taste any of those 3 things.
Apr 13, 2013comment
Desperately seeking something Hot, Wet Gushy and local to sink into.
Apr 3, 2013comment
"of all the gin joints in all the world"
Mar 22, 2013comment
Happy St. Patrick's everyone
Mar 17, 2013comment
Don't try to confuse me with dude, I'm different.
Feb 28, 2013comment
happy V-day, hope you all get lucky. Two or three times. :)
Feb 14, 2013comment
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