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Fats The Dragon Bard's Status
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Dec 14, 2010comment
Love like you have not loved, live like you have not lived, be like you have not been.
Nov 25, 2010comment
Lo there do I see my father. Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning. Lo they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may
Nov 20, 2010comment
I've posted some of my journal writings in my blog. Check em out and leave me a comment on your thoughts. http://fubar.com/the-writings-of-fats/b337813
Nov 18, 2010comment
Dj doom on air and live cams come see me @ http://www.fubar.com/lounge/sinistergates
Nov 16, 2010comment
DJ Doom live on air. Follow me through the gates... http://fubar.com/lounge/sinistergates ...Come check me out there ya'll!
Nov 13, 2010comment
I feel like a bag of smashed a**holes. Who doesn't love being sick?
Nov 4, 2010comment
...that's the thing about weekends when you're unemployed. They don't mean quite so much...cept you get to hang out with your workin' friends.
Oct 29, 2010comment
4 out of 5 dentists approve of brushing daily with toothpaste. What the F#@$ is that 5th dentist brushing with...toilet bowl cleaner?!?
Oct 28, 2010comment
3.5 says a 16th level monk is immune to everything but death...but how do you kill them?
Oct 27, 2010comment
Today I had a job interview. One of the interviewers asked me "What does it mean to be a hero?". I gave a long and detailed description which seemed to please everyone in the room based on their smiles and nods of approval. They hired me on the spot. Littl
Oct 26, 2010comment
This site is a little hard to navigate, but I think I'm gonna like it.
Oct 26, 2010comment
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