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Lululicious's Status
I'm the kind of dirty that you can't wash off .....
Aug 3, 2015comment
Silence is so much better than Bullshit !
Jul 4, 2015comment
Saying you are into BDSM because you saw or read 50 shades of Grey is like saying you are Wiccan because you saw Harry Potter !
Apr 6, 2015comment
Women with curves and tattoos are awesome. Nobody wants a stick with no creativity.
Jan 15, 2015comment
I am craving for a sexy hawt man to run a nice hot bubble bath for me. And wash my back and my hair.... welll and everywhere else.. Just the thought of it , is making me want it even more
Jan 7, 2015comment
Dear Santa, You know I was naughty this year and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!
Dec 24, 2014comment
SWEET AS HONEY , HOT AS HELL, i DO VERY BAD THINGS AND I DO THEM SO FUCKING WELL !
Nov 15, 2014comment
What's on your mind?SWEET AS HONEY , HOT AS HELL, i DO VERY BAD THINGS AND I DO THEM SO FUCKING WELL !
Nov 15, 2014comment
Good luck honey. I like my music loud, my cars fast, my liquor strong and my men even stronger. You couldn't handle a girl like me.
Sep 9, 2014comment
My personal check engine light just came on ... Is there anyone that is good with their hands and doesn't mind getting dirty?
Sep 4, 2014comment
Sweeter than candy , Hotter than hell. I do BAD things and I do them really well.
Sep 2, 2014comment
Ready for a night of Screaming Orgasms, Blow jobs and Sex on the beach with a few Red headed Harlots thrown in for spice.. I am talking about drinks on FUBAR you naughty , naughty sexy people .
Sep 1, 2014comment
there's nothing like wrapping my hot wet mouth around something I can slide in and out easily until it drips down my hand and gets me all wet!! I luv Popsicle's
Aug 18, 2014comment
MUSIC...makes me remember people I've met, places I"ve been to and experiences I've had in my life. So let the music play, I want to go back to my happy place.
Aug 17, 2014comment
If you cant take me as i am leave me as i am. Its that simple
Aug 17, 2014comment
Come into House of Rock and give me a squeeze for my new position of Greeter....
Aug 14, 2014comment
When you roll out of bed really sore, with bruises, bite marks and still handcuffed from the night before, you know something must have gone wonderfully right.
Aug 10, 2014comment
What would you do if lollipops moaned when you licked them?
Aug 8, 2014comment
Been a long time since I have been on Fubar... Any of my family still around?
Aug 6, 2014comment
Please help me get points so I can finally level up.. Wiggles and nibbles
Oct 15, 2012comment
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