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BrownEyedCountryGirl's Status
Life is like a penis....simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely....then women make it hard!
Oct 28, 2012comment
...Women are meant to be loved, not understood...
Jun 21, 2012comment
...Be strong enough to let go and wise enough to wait for what you deserve...
Jun 1, 2012comment
....I'm a little drunk on you and high on summer time...
May 25, 2012comment
...I am good but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.....
May 17, 2012comment
...Being single doesn't mean that you are weak. It means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve...
Apr 2, 2012comment
...Color outside the lines; life is more interesting that way...
Mar 14, 2012comment
...The love you can't have lasts the longest, feels the strongest and hurts the most...
Feb 21, 2012comment
...Don't make me call out my flying monkeys!...
Feb 1, 2012comment
...Don't knock masterbation! It's sex with someone I love.......
Jan 11, 2012comment
...Dear alcohol...we had a deal you would make me smarter, prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video...we need to talk...
Jan 4, 2012comment
...You and tequila make me crazy. You run like poison in my blood. One more night might kill me baby. One is one too many, and one more is never enough...
Dec 27, 2011comment
...Sometimes you have to let things go so there's room for better things to come into your life...
Dec 23, 2011comment
...I feel like you are my reward for everything I did right in my life...
Dec 21, 2011comment
...People come into your life for a reason. They might not know it themselves, why. You might not know it. But there is a reason. There has to be...
Dec 20, 2011comment
...When I looked at you my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They were necessary to make you possible...
Dec 18, 2011comment
...When I'm good, I'm very, very good but when I'm bad, I'm better....
Nov 6, 2011comment
...Love me without fear. Trust me without questioning. Need me without demanding. Want me without change. Love me for who I am...
Nov 1, 2011comment
...Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got...
Oct 26, 2011comment
...The best way to behave is to misbehave...
Oct 25, 2011comment
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