Life is like a penis....simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely....then women make it hard! ...Women are meant to be loved, not understood... ...Be strong enough to let go and wise enough to wait for what you deserve... ....I'm a little drunk on you and high on summer time... ...I am good but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a girl in a big world trying to find someone to love..... ...Being single doesn't mean that you are weak. It means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve... ...Color outside the lines; life is more interesting that way... ...The love you can't have lasts the longest, feels the strongest and hurts the most... ...Don't make me call out my flying monkeys!... ...Don't knock masterbation! It's sex with someone I love....... ...Dear alcohol...we had a deal you would make me smarter, prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video...we need to talk... ...You and tequila make me crazy. You run like poison in my blood. One more night might kill me baby. One is one too many, and one more is never enough... ...Sometimes you have to let things go so there's room for better things to come into your life... ...I feel like you are my reward for everything I did right in my life... ...People come into your life for a reason. They might not know it themselves, why. You might not know it. But there is a reason. There has to be... ...When I looked at you my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They were necessary to make you possible... ...When I'm good, I'm very, very good but when I'm bad, I'm better.... ...Love me without fear. Trust me without questioning. Need me without demanding. Want me without change. Love me for who I am... ...Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got... ...The best way to behave is to misbehave... |