Merry Christmas to my fubar friends

Hello fu-friends! It's been awhile. Hope everyone is having a great day!

Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn't settle for it!

Happy Monday fupeeps!

Merry Christmas! I hope everyone has a blessed one! :)

Beautiful day in Texas....

hmmm....

Merry Christmas to all my Fubar friends and family!

Fell down in a bar last night, but didn't spill my drink. Is there an online app for Seal Team-6 or do I just wait for them to call?

The devil on my shoulder just attacked the angel on my other shoulder and covered her in duct tape -- is that a bad thing?

To impress a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer. :)

You know shit is gettin real when someone is using a cart at the sex toy store! :)

...if we were not meant to have midnight snacks...why does the refrigerator have a light in it?!?!?

Currently taking applications for an evil minion. Must be fluent in Sarcasm and have a creative evil minion name. Please list your name and proof of sarcasm.

Wishing I was laying on a beach with a pina colada right about now.

Friday...you were missed!

Wow!! That was fun! I apologize if I missed anyone. Have a great night! :)

Ever have one of those days when you're not mad bout anything, but annoyed by everything?

Screw chocolate, I'm the type of girl that wants Captain and coke for comfort food! :)

Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.