Nothings changed here....

What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip ...

What do ya call a bear with no teeth?......gummy bear

Going back to bed ...

Think I'm done...

Back to being the best asshole I can be!!!

Do I take it as an insult if someone rates me a 9 on a free 11 day? Idk

I keep telling people I'm an asshole...so why are they shocked when I do assholeish things?

Think my heart might be broken...whose got the good glue?

Guess its time to move on...there's no crazy allowed in fu!!!rofl

Omg best one ever!!! Blocked n reported cause I won't take your money to look at your junk! Priceless

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut.... He needed space!!! Badumbum

Why did the chicken go to the sea'nce? To get to the other side!!!!!

Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a good year and others a GREAT year!!!!

What's the difference between going to work and a dead hooker? Work still sucks!!!

What's a girl gotta do to find a FUN kikmate?

What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Piccassoloe....

Oldie but a goodie...what do you call anorexic chick with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese...ewwwww lol hagd

Kids up .my grownup funs done...y'all enjoy your day

FYI folks...I'm sorry if I don't answer quick ...I'm in and out and get distracted easy...wanna go ride bikes?..