One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher instructs
the class go home and think of a story
and then conclude the story by telling
what was the moral of that story.
The next day Billy tells his story:
"My dad fought in the Vietnam war,
his plane was shot down over enemy territory.
He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer,
a machine gun and a machete.
On the way down he drank the case of beer.
Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers.
He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets,
So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more,
but the blade on his machete broke ...
So he killed the last ten with his bare hands"
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story?
Billy replies:
"Yeah ...
Don't mess with my dad
when he's been drinking"
Today's Joke made ME snicker
but - I think it's geared more for
the MALE Gender than the fairer sex
(Father/Son relationships)
Because growing up boys think
their fathers are superman -
well, that superman actually
wears pajamas of your dad!
So - We all thinks of them
as hulking hero's and then:
Top it off with our mothers Saying:
"Dont mess with your Dad, he's been drinking"
hehe
Just makes since to a lot of us guys ...
Kinda dated with the "NAM" reference tho . . .
My profile comment is an old takeoff
of yesteryears "CoMuMMents" (ugh)
I know - I know ... but I made them up for FUN!
Those days the Mumms were a lot different,
I mean still a mess and got a bit outta hand ...
But mostly FUN as long as you didn't post:
"Hot or Not"
"Coke or Pepsi"
"Shaved or Not"
Or go in for self-promotion
(point whoring) then they were fun!
Little known fact:
I was one of the earliest people to post mumms
(long before IMPS or Dio Cane)
And I used to primarily post stuff
to get people to come read my BLOGS!
Making questions geared towards the
Blogs subject matter and Linking them
to each other - to cross "promote"
*cough-wasNOTpointwhoring-cough*
So - Enjoy You Weekend!
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher instructs
the class go home and think of a story
and then conclude the story by telling
what was the moral of that story.
The next day Billy tells his story:
"My dad fought in the Vietnam war,
his plane was shot down over enemy territory.
He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer,
a machine gun and a machete.
Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers.
He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets,
So he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more,
but the blade on his machete broke ...
So he killed the last ten with his bare hands"
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story?
Billy replies:
"Yeah ...
Don't mess with my dad
when he's been drinking"
Today's Joke made ME snicker
but - I think it's geared more for
the MALE Gender than the fairer sex
(Father/Son relationships)
Because growing up boys think
their fathers are superman -
well, that superman actually
wears pajamas of your dad!
So - We all thinks of them
as hulking hero's and then:
Top it off with our mothers Saying:
"Dont mess with your Dad, he's been drinking"
hehe
Just makes since to a lot of us guys ...
Kinda dated with the "NAM" reference tho . . .
