This for nik!!
1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off.
2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun.
3. You can suck a beer at only one spot.
4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake.
5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting.
6. You can't eat a beer.
7. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday in some states.
8. There's a law about driving after having too many beers
9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.
10.Beer never complains when u come home late drunk.
11.A beer doesnt taste better as it gets warmer
