Stolen from
667 Neighbor of the Beast, cause it's f'in funny.
1. Thou shalt not paint thy face in the manner of the Crow... ever.
2. Thou shalt not wear a fishnet shirt if thy chest is hairy.
3. Thou shalt not wear jingly things on thy ankles AND wrists or thee will sound like the Salvation Army people around Xmas and other goths will be much annoyed.
4. Thou shalt not wear white underwear under black see-through or sheer garments.
5. Thou shalt not wear tight latex if thy is a fat-ass.
6. Thou shalt not wear the t-shirt of the band thou will be seeing in concert. It makes thou look like a dork.
7. Thou shalt not wear Vampire: The Masquerade clan pins in a club unless thou is gaming, or else old ST's will bring their holy wrath down upon you.
8. Thou shalt not try to dance wearing long veils unless thou knows how not to step on said veil and fall on ass, thereby looking like a donut.
9. Thou shalt not mix more than two fabrics in an outfit. The gods do not want to see that you can wear a velvet skirt with a PVC top with lace sleeves and a feather boa.
10. Thou shalt not wear pacifiers unless it is Halloween. Thou will then be escorted to random rave club down the road.
11. Thou shalt not use a long cigarette holder while wearing a top hat and tails. The gods will bring down fire and brimstone in the face of such melodrama.
12. Thou shalt not wear overalls unless thou is Old MacDonald or an extra from 'Deliverance'.
13. Most important: thou must remember that when thou laughs at another ensemble, someone else has likely laughed at you once before. We must teach, not tease.
