August 12, 2008 @ 8:07 pmIf u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love.If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one.If you get 7 back you are LOVED........@.@.@.@..@......@........@..........@...@............@....@@...@..............@@..@....@..............@...@......@...........@..@.........@......@..@..............@..@.I.................@....CARE.........@.........ABOUT....@................YOU...@........@@@......@@@@..@....@..........@...@.............@@@......@@.......@@@.......@..@@.........................@.........................@.........................@.........................@.........................@........................@.......................@send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care.C how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved
TODAY IS HOT ASS FRIEND DAYAND BABE UR ONE HOT ASS FRIENDSEND THIS TO ALL UR SEXIEST FRIENDS(EVEN ME )IF U GET 6 BACK6=HOTT5=OKAY4=SOME WAT OKAY3=A LIL BETTER NOT SO BAD LOOKIN2=UGLY1=YOUR REFLECTION VOMITS
This person would never hurt you<--- This person is a true friend<--- This person has your back<--- This person is always there for youI want you to know that you are amazing, & I love you to death.If I dont get this back, I understand.But I have a game for you.Once you read this comment, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.If you receive at least 7 back, then you are"Loved"
A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say" NOBODY better jump in".A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!!A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up!A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it.A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!!A simple bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. *A real bitch lets you know that was fucked up, but I love ya."A simple bitch expects you to always be there for them. *A real bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit.A simple bitch reads this e-mail, relizes that she is a simple bitch and then deletes it. *A real bitch passes this to her real bitches without thinking about it.Pass this to all your real bitches......if you don't get it back that's because you mailed it to a"simple bitchMUAH!!
TODAY IS HOT ASS FRIEND DAY AND BABE UR ONE HOT ASS FRIEND SEND THIS TO ALL UR SEXIEST FRIENDS (EVEN ME) IF U GET BACK 6=HOTT 5=OKAY 4=SOMEWHAT OKAY 3=A LIL BETTER NOT SO BAD LOOKIN 2=UGLY 1-FUCKIN UGLY IF U GET THIS MORE THAN 6 TIMES IT MEANS U R ONE SEXY BABE!!!
Did Anyone Ever Tell YouHow Important You Make Others FeelSomebody out here is SmilingAbout Love that is so RealDid Anyone Ever Tell You thatMany Times When They were SadYour E-mail made Them Smile a bitIn Fact It made Them GladFor the Time You Spend Sending ThingsAnd Sharing whatever You FindThere are No Words to Thank YouBut Somebody, Thinks You're FineDid Anyone Ever Tell YouJust How Much They Love YouWell, My Dearest FriendToday I am Telling YouI HOPE I GET THIS BACKI believe that without afriend you are missing out on a lot!!!But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone..Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!""......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , .................... ).. - ~. . ' ..( .................... ( . . . ...(......) ....................| . . . . . ).....| ....................{.. . . . .(. . ./ ........................ =(.. /.)= .............................. -;..;-' .................................)|( , .................................. || _.-'| .......................... , _|| .._,/ .................... , ... ....|| .' .......................|...|...,...||/ ......................./...| /|., |Y|| ....................... '-...'-._....||/ ........................... >_.-..Y| ................................ , _|| ..................................... || ..................................... || ..................................... || ......................................||.....................Send this rose to everyone you careabout including me if you care. Seehow many times you get this, I prayyou get a DOZEN!"
You've been hit by the|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| |||...WINE TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO Y OU. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM !WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING"WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE HOMELESS HOOKERS THAN THE GODDESSES WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE TH E M SOOOOO MUCH.6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE"OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.8... WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE 'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TOHAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!And Remember..."A clean house is the sign of a wasted life
My SisterMy SweetheartMy Home GurlMy Partner-In-CrimeMy BEST FRIENDMy Right-Hand-ChickMy Gangsta Til the EndMy Sh0rdi and My friendMy Blood (Cause Water wasnt thick enough)My Stitch (Cause I'm Lilo)My Ron (Cause I'm Kim Possible)My Robin (Cause I'm Batman)My Chuckie (Cause I'm Tommy)My Teresa (Cause I'm Barbie)My Peanut Butter (Cause I'm Jelly)My Heart (Cause Without U I Wouldnt Live)My Sidekick (Cause I'm the Hero...LOL)~*You not just a gurl...your MY gurl*~"Firstly, I want you to know that I love you to death and you will always be one of my best friendsz that I'll love to death and will always be there 4 U, its hard for me to only pick 13 gals to send this to, so consider yourself lucky ... or is it not lucky? If I dont get this back I understand. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 13 females within five days. On the fifth day, HE (or SHE lol) [ the male (or female) of your choice ] will either ask you out, or say"I love you." Please send this to your 13 FAV0RiTE GiRLSZ
Females it's time 2 quit fuckin hatin on each other and recognize A.B.B. (Another Bad Bitch) when u see one. If u get this message one of your Fubar friends thinks ur a bad bitch. Send this to 9 of the baddest bitches on your friend list so when others see her page they know she's just Another Bad Bitch! And if u don't then u ain't A.B.B. like me::NOW THATS A BAD BITCH!!!!B- BOSSYA- A LOT OF ASSETSD- DETERMINEDB- BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUTI- INTRIGUINGT- TOO HARD TO TAMEC- CLASSYH- HAPPY AND SECURE"YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN MARKED AS A BAD BITCH i better get this back
Duh, I love you!!pass this heart to 10 People that you love...!!!! If u are in these 10peoples heart..then they will send this heart back to you...(i hope im one of those people ) lets see how many heart you get_______0000000000000________0000000000000_________ ______000000000000000000__000000000000000000_______ ____000000000000000000000000000000000000000000_____ ___00000000000000___000000000___0000000000000000___ __000000000000000___000000000___00000000000000000__ _0000000000000000___000000000___000000000000000000_ _0000000000000000___000000000___000000000000000000_ _0000000000000000___000000000___000000000000000000_ _0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000_ _0000000000___000000000000000000000___000000000000_ __000000000___000000000000000000000___00000000000__ ___000000000___0000000000000000000___00000000000___ _____000000000___000000000000000___00000000000_____ _______00000000____00000000000____0000000000_______ __________0000000_______________000000000__________ _____________0000000000000000000000000_____________ ______________000000000000000000000_______________ __________________000000000000000__________________ ____________________0000000000______HaPpy__________ ______________________000000_______________________ _______________________0000________________________ ________________________00_________________________"SEND THiS HEART ToO 10 PEOPLE U ABSOLUTELY LOVE ToO DEATH!! iF i DONT GET THiS BACk i UNDERSTAND..."
Roses are red Violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! **Pass this on to at least 8 people who u think r sexy......If you get it back at least 5 times, you know your a SEXY ASS MOTHAFUCKA!!!**
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisSend this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶.........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.............¶¶¶¶¶¶
January 16, 2008 @ 2:47 pm""There was a cucumber, a pickle, & a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber,"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat & juicy, they cut me up & stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him & says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat &juicy, they put me in vinegar, put spices on me & stick me in ajar." The penis looks at him & says,"You think you have it rough?When I get big, fat & juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,stick me in a dark room & bang my head against the wall until Ithrow up & pass out! Send this to eight of your freakiest friends.If u get 0-2 back you are averageIf you get 3-5 you are a freakIf you get 6-8 then you are a major freak & need a leash!""
