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1) Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
2) Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
3) If you must choose between 2 evils, pick the 1 you’ve never tried before.
4) A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
5) Men are from earth and women are from earth. Deal with it!
6) No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
7) There is always 1 more imbecile than you counted on.
8) Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
9) Someone who thinks logically provides nice contrast to the real world.
10) It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
11) There is a very fine line between being on MySpace and mental illness.
12) People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them.
13) You should not confuse your career with your life.
14) The 1 thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that we ALL believe we are good lovers.
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