None of that Sissy CrapAre you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy littleSmiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.9. This is my oath....I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!Friendship is likepeeing your pants,everyone can see it,but only you can feel the true warmth.
STOPPING IN TO WELCOME YOUAND TO SAY HI!DROP ON BY MY SITE, TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF, LISTEN TO SOME COOL SOUNDS, CHECK OUT MY PROFILE 'ABOUT ME', PICS & STASHESGRAB YOU SOME POINTS WHILE YOU'RE THERE!!*MAYBE, EVEN GET A LAUGH OR 2*AND A WONDERFUL DAY TO YA!!
