53 Year Old
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Male
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From Yukon, OK·
Invited by: 1956116·
Joined on June 28, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 13th
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The World according to Chuck!
1. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
2. Chuck Norris can pull a wheelie on a unicycle.
3. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
4. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
11. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
12. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
13. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
15. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
16. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
17. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist
18. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
19. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
20. Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
21. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink
22. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
23. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
24. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
25. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV
53 Year Old
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Male
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From Yukon, OK·
Invited by: 1956116·
Joined on June 28, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 13th
Interests
Interests....hmmm. This seems more like I'm trying to sell myself....my GAWD now I feel like a prostitute. HEHE!! I'm easy...but NOT cheap. In related reading... I do have soft spot in my heart (unlike other areas of my body) for an attractive woman who's sporting a thong while wearing riding chaps! Riding my bike of course must be close to the top of my list but I also like to go flying, roadtrips, Monte Python movies (yes, I like stupid humor), oddly enough, I might be heading back to school for my Graduate degree, and various other things that I really don't have the space or time to type about. If you want to know ask me.......I don't bite...well ok, so maybe that's not true.
P.S. NEVER under any circumstance kick your soccer ball into a "partially" cleared mine field! Just thought you should know that!
Idols
I'd have to say; my dad is someone I look up to in that sense. I am without a doubt my fathers son. He's one crazy lil hill billy!
Hi - there's a lot of mil folks who hang out in the lounge. It's pretty football neutral. One of the DJs is a huge Chiefs fan; but, I think that's about it. The music is great and all our DJs are awesome!!!
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