Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were nearly one hundred years old.
The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and
Take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well...
Once the photographer arrived, he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
The nearly- deaf sister said to her twin,"WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other.
"Now get a little closer together,"said the cameraman.
Again,"WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE."
So they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the
photographer.
Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin, the nearly-deaf twin shouted out, "OH, GOOD HEAVENS - BOTH OF US?"
