Earthbound demon and part-time occult icon. Make offerings to me in exchange for general good luck, good luck in love, financial success and protection. As an addendum to that, I'd like to make it clear that because I am a demon I know there is a God, and I don't really have anything against Him. I didn't so much "fall" as "saunter vaguely downwards". Hanging out with the wrong crowd, and then I find myself waking up disoriented in a frat house without my purse and wishing I had just stayed with my boring but responsible and reliable childhood friends, instead of wanting some danger and excitement in my life. An after-school special lesson, but on a much grander scale. So, to anyone who fancies him or herself a Satanist, occultist, wiccan, pagan, whatever you feel like calling yourself this month, please realize that to me you are as a person who wears full camouflage and a helmet to neighborhood watch meetings is to an actual war veteran. My efforts to create discord and general bad feeling amongst humans are purely a business matter. They just said, "Get up there and make some trouble." And so I do. But to your average person this day and age, the things I think up are pretty tame compared to what a human imagination can concoct. I don't think it's possible for me to do good; it's down to my basic, you know, nature. And a demon can get into a lot of trouble, doing the right thing. But my idea of chaos and discontent is probably not nearly as bad as the things a human being could come up with. Btw, if you rate or fan me, I will return the favor. I'm a demon, but a demon of my word, I'd like to think.