It's simple. I'm cool, nice, calm in tight spots, sometimes a little to overprotective and paranoid to those I love, and above all, I have been told I'm a hybrid of asshole sauteed with a hint of humor. Who knows? You be the judge. I like meeting new people, and while this doesn't seem to be the friendliest profile in the world, if you treat me with respect, I'll fuck a goat in the ass before I disrespect you. However, dissing me means you made an enemy. And enemies are no fun (ask Bush). Anyhoo, I mentioned this already somewhere but I don't tolerate stupid people.....they are a grand waste of my time; no way in hell we'll get along if you're a dumbfuck. What do I consider stupid? People who don't know their head from their ass, people who act like they know what they're talking about but in reality don't know the first thing about whatever the fuck it is they're talking about, LIARS (oh how I loathe thee....), CHEATERS (Oh how I hate 'em..)....if you're the type to lie about everything, you are already on my black list. What's wrong with honesty these days? It's so scarce it's become worth more than the hundred dollar bill. I do trust people though; but they're special exceptions. If you lie to me ONCE, well, we'll have a problem.

Otherwise, I'm a very nice person; I am blessed with an amazing, beautiful girlfriend and have been gifted the greatest friends one could ask for. Good friendship is hard to find these days, so embrace what you have. I get along with just about everyone; just talk to me, don't let my negative tinted profile scare you off :P

You're a Playful Kisser

Kissing is a huge game for you... a way to flirt and play. You're the first one to suggest playing spin the bottle at a party. Or you'll go for the wild kiss during a game of truth or dare. And you're up for kissing any sexy stranger if the mood is right!