hmmm about me... (fyi if i write it you can almost count on it being tongue-in-cheek)
that seems like a daunting and honestly unattractive task.
I can put all of my features like you are reading a recipe. now the problem with that way is most people can't see the end result. Most of the time, hold on for this, People Lie... GASP. They leave things out, they pretend they have qualities they don't and over all just trying to get SEX... Gasp again. So we'll break it down...

I am a guy therefore i am crazy horny all the time. However, two points I have an amazing and wonderful GF, who i would like to keep as a GF (maybe marry (DUN DUN DUUUHHHHH). Something else to keep in mind is that I am also a very social person. Just because I ask how your night is going or thank you for some random act of kindness doesn't mean I want to Fuck you. You are all beautiful and wonderful people. But, I just can't get to everyone (I can barely keep up with the GF). Feel free to hit me up or do what you do here on FuBar. I'm kinda new so any hints or tips will be appreciated.

LOL ok so the reality is that I am a pretty decent dude. I have my vices but, who doesn't. I am not perfect, but who is? I have a past, who doesn't? my motto has been my past shapes the person I am now without overly effecting the decisions I will make tomorrow.
Well that and "everyone wang chun tonight!"

if my random and slightly cocky ramblings haven't chased you off drop me a line. You won't be disappointed.
THANK YOU WISCONSIN GOODNIGHT!!!
Jay