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At the National Medical Association Annual Convention & Scientific Assembly, in New Orleans, Dr. Carol Burright, M.D., revealed to a select audience (including USBM representative William Thomasen) that she had discovered a vaccine for Cancer and tested it on 1,000 volunteer patients, attaining a 100% success rate.
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This discovery and all knowledge of it never left that room. Nobody present that evening has any recollection of what happened or was spoken; not even Dr. Burright herself.
Nobody except for the USBM representative who later defected and made this report publick.
Thomasen went publick with his knowledge of Burright's vaccine on 17|9|2, six weeks after discovering that his son had Bone Marrow Cancer.
On 21|9|2, Thomasen tragically died, running naked into the middle of a long stretch of I-465. Doctors announced that, while autopsying Thomasen's body, they determined that, though Thomasen had a slightly high level of Parepin in his blood, they also found an alarming level of Opal in his blood.
