I'm Sammy B. I moved here to West Palm in October 2008. I was always considered a nut, but in the recent years I have grown quite a bit realizing that we are only on Earth for a short time and we can't fuck off the entire time we're here. Don't get me wrong; I'm a cracker-jack. I'm not a fan of stupid people, they annoy me to no extent. Not a fan of slackers either. Contentment is very important in life because being dissatisfied will only brew misery, but a certain amount of discontent is essential to progress. If you're satisfied eating french fries from a dumpster and doing drugs all day then you've become outright useless to society. That's why God made rats and vultures. Sound like a dick? I'm honestly not. I like most people and I try to see the good in everyone(though there have been a few that I couldn't). I like animals, but not enough to quit eating them. In fact, I'll eat most anything. Some people are 'true visionaries'; I am a 'true garbage disposal.' I'd eat a dog if I knew how to cook him. I'm actually getting hungry now thinking about some Fried-Rover-Legs or a Spot-Sandwich. I like birds, but not in a cage, their squawking irks my fucking nerves. I don't understand why anyone would even want to keep animals captive other than for good, old-fashioned animal testing. What the fuck is the point of a turtle in an aquarium? It becomes not only ecologically, but utterly useless. My point is: leave them alone unless you have a use for them. Its just another sign that people are sheep. So many people wake up and just mosey through life doing what other people do just because other people do it. If everyone ate dogs, you wouldn't think twice about throwing the 'ol pooch in some buttered batter, sprinkling some seasonings, firing up the grill and having a mini K-9 feast. Is that fucked up? For the record: I have not eaten any dogs.......in at least a week. jk. jk. That really is gross. I am actually quite shy. Most people that know me would disagree, but that's because I am very open in front of them. I much prefer to write, as one day I would like to become a writer. I've actually written for some world renowned magazines. Hustler said I had potential. jk. I never wrote to any magazines, but it sounded good, right? I did write to the President and tell him to commit suicide. Honestly. I was waiting for Secret Service to come snatch my silly-ass up, but then I found out that T-Mobile's President doesn't have those kinds of connections. I hate T-Mobile. Those faggoty, pink-shirt wearing bastards can all suck my big, salty balls. Verizon all the way.