A big PLEASE, don't start the conversation with me with words 'Hey, sexy'. I hate this word cos' always when I hear the word sexy I see infront of me a fake girl with fake boobs and fake lips standing on high heels. And I'm not a whore with high heels on.
I really appreciate when you think I'm sexy, don't get me wrong, but please again instead of sexy call me sweet. It would make me happier

I'm a loyal friend, protecting, caring, loving, a good listener, un-complicated and fun having. I love tattoos and piercings :D
I hate drama queens, bitches thinking they're the most important thing in this world and big snob people...
Some people say I'm unigue(?), individual (?) or how the f you wanna call it.
For example: There can be out there one milion people (or just the whole world) doing one and the same thing.
But I'd do exactly the opposite...
I don't really care what people think of me.
When you love or like me, I'm so happy for you.
When not... hmmmm,well, not my problem.

Some important sentences:
- If you wanna say something (it really doesn't matter what). Just say it or keep your mouth shut.
- Don't be afraid to show yourself off.
- It's better now, than never.
- I don't care what people say, rock 'n Roll is here to stay.

And here something you don't really have to read (but if you want, go ahead!). It's just important for me...

You're from Slovakia if:
1) You correct teachers when they say Slovakia is located in Eastern Europe. It's located in the Middle Europe!

2) You need to repeat your name at least twice when introducing yourself

3) You know that metric system is the shit

4) You know that the tallest player in NHL has the same passport as you do

5) You speak at least two languages that you never needed to learn (god bless the czech)

6) You know that Hostel and Eurotrip do not reflect wtf Slovakia is about

7) In your homeland, you do not run away from the cops...You chase them...Oh yeah and Absinth is not illegal over there...

8) When drinking with Americans, you're always the one to finish the keg...cuz everybody around is already passed out...

9) You have at least once in your life drank the "Chucho" wine

10) You do not have a middle name

11) No, you really can't see your family during the Thanksgiving

12) You take Kofola over Coke,
Zlaty Bazant over Budlight,
Slivovica over Captain Morgan,
movie by Jakubisko over movie by Tarantino
and Bryndzove Halusky over McDonald's

13) You know that Janosik could kick Superman's ass even if he was on a damn wheelchair

14) Your mother or grandmother has Anna or Maria as a name.

15) Your father or grandfather is called Ján, Štefan or Jozef.

16) You have been chased by dogs at least once in your life when riding a bicycle through a town.

17) You have a mother or grandmother who wears black.

18) Going to a doctor or a dentist without an “appointment” is nothing unusual.

19) Your family will always support our NHL team, even if we’re losing by a mile.

20) The only reason why you like having guests is because they always bring you something good.

21) The proper way to greet guests is to offer them a cup of coffee and some home made Slivovica or Borovicka (Slovak alcohol)

22) You can tell which part of Slovakia someone is from just from talking to them.

23) You know that Tatry are the most beautiful mountains in the world…no matter what others say.

24) You know if you live in a small town the store owner will sell you alcohol even if you’re 10 years old… and no they’re not afraid that you’ll drink it because they most likely know your family and they WILL tell them.

25) You hate it when people call it Czechoslovakia…its Slovakia…it has been Slovakia since 1993 so get it in your head.