JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--Friend: Calls your parents"Mr." or"Mrs."Juggalo: Call your parents"Mom" or"Dad."Friend: Has never seen you cry.Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.Friend: Asks you for your number.Juggalo: Asks you for their number.Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.Juggalo: Always has your back.Friend: Runs for help in a fight.Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying"That was fucking awesome!"Friend: Will help you move out of a house.Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.Friend: Bums you a cigaretteJuggalo: Bums you his last packFriend: Is there when you need themJuggalo: Is there even when you dont need themFriend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpetJuggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morningFriend: Hides you from the copsJuggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first placeFriend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in publicJuggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves tooFriend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shitJuggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shitFriend: Is shocked to find out your actually gayJuggalo: Already knew but really could care lessFriend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill youJuggalo: Helped you kill that assholeFriend: Comes with you to your moms funeralJuggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeralFriend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any moreJuggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying thatFriends: FadeJuggalos: Are 4 EverPass this shit on to all your juggalo homies