Alright. I'm going to be auctioning myself off to the highest bidder. I entered a contest to be auctioned off, despite the fact I can't STAND contests after what happened in the last one, lol...
FYI: I will *NOT* degrade myself for you... so fuck off if you think I'm going to whxre myself out. You know I'm classy with a big ass dash of sassy. I still rule at burping contests.
This is the auction I entered:
Zee auction bully/bulletin
********Be on the lookout for more bulletins to come, sugar cubes.***********
