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60 Year Old · Male · From Futian, Shenzhen, Guangdong,, China · Joined on May 26, 2011 · Relationship status: It's Complicated · Born on February 17th · I have a crush on someone!
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60 Year Old · Male · From Futian, Shenzhen, Guangdong,, China · Joined on May 26, 2011 · Relationship status: It's Complicated · Born on February 17th · I have a crush on someone!
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Alright, all you ladies who want me to me to show pictures of my pee-pee and have cyber sex with you... Just hold it RIGHT THERE! I don't do that! OK!!! That is a one way ticket to being blocked and I am not here for your satisfaction. I am NOT a piece of MEAT!!!

With that said... You must understand that there are three things in this world that I love dearly... My wife isn't one of them.

Singing! Writing! And my six year old daughter Tina.

I am an American writer / entertainer now living in Shenzhen, China just over the Hong Kong border. I have my own English school there which is doing quite well. I used to be a professional stand-up comedian. Did it for over twenty years. You might want to check out the Fubar page of a close friend of mine - one Dr. Augustuz Piranha.

I have many good friends here and they are my family. Any will tell you that I am generous with likes, drinks, rates and such. Party on!!!

60 Year Old · Male · From Futian, Shenzhen, Guangdong,, China · Joined on May 26, 2011 · Relationship status: It's Complicated · Born on February 17th · I have a crush on someone!
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I love James Bond movies, Indiana Jones films and Godzilla flicks, but really I watch everything. From G to Adult. I am listed on IMDB as the writer of a horror film titled "Deadly Species". All I can say about that is... it was originally a good script ... then it got made into a really low budget B horror film.

I have also done a lot of voice work and clean up art for animated projects here in China.

I am currently shopping my novels "Tales of the Vampyre: The Vampyre Irregulars" and "The Bachelor's Guide To Post Apocalyptic Success".

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  • Rory Penland Last Saturday I set a worlds tecord for recording myself doing 847 celebrity impersonations in an hour. Look it up on YouTube. Rory Penland
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