A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up
for 15 years.
>He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
>
>Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
guy out of
>bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
homeowner's wife to the
>bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and
>goes into the bathroom. While he is in there, the
husband whispers over
>to his wife:
>
>"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his
clothes!
>
>He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and
hasn't seen a woman
>in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants
sex, don't
>resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter
>how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets
>angry, he could kill us both. Be strong, honey I love
you!"
>
>His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in
>my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,
and asked if
>we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong
>honey.....
>
>I love you, too."
