Anyone who really knows me, knows my true hatred for reality television shows. ESPECIALLY, the shows where someone (and celebrities are the worst!!) tries to "find" love by auditioning and recruiting 20-30 ill-adjusted, attention-seeking fucktards. A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila is one of them.
I never saw the first season, and didn't see the second season until a friend bugged and bugged me to watch the fuckin' marathon that was on yesterday. So I did, and as I expected, it was bullshit sprinkled with fairy stardust, served on a retarded platter. 15 guys and 15 girls competing and jockeying for the attention of a Vietnamese sex kitten. And don't get me wrong, Tila would get my deep dick probe in a heartbeat, just as long as she wouldn't force me to listen to her sing.
But these shows make a mockery of what a true relationship, and what "finding" love really is. And as mildly amusing as the show was, it is still one of the biggest reasons our society as a whole is falling apart. But I will say this, the season finale is one for the ages. I haven't laughed so hard in a long ass time!!
So you have Bo, a high school sports coach who looks like a reject from a Kohl's catalog. The "man" that beat out all the other guys during the season. He, for the most part, was just an arrogant prick the whole time. But when he had "alone time" with Tila, he turned into the biggest sap, and she ate it all up (it all seems like bad acting, but they have to sell drama and suspense to keep people watching, eh?). And he was involved in one of the funniest "fights" in reality tv history. In a petty pissing match, he tries to match testosterone and bravado with another goofy prick, and gets headbutted and cold-cocked right on the chin, breaking his jaw, splitting his bottom gum down the middle, and leaving a nice gash on his chin that required stitches. And with all of that happening, he returned to Tila, stitches and all, to finish the "show". Pathetic lol.
Then there was Krissy, a "model" (codeword for stripper), who has the juiciest booty for a white girl in reality tv history!!! But is so shallow, and so painfully annoying, it's amazing she beat out the other "women" on the show. But nonetheless, she is very easy on the eyes, and lord knows I would love to see that ass bouncing up and down on me for a few nights LOL. But back to the show, she loses every competition, rarely gets "alone time" with Tila during the whole season, but all in all, Tila falls in love wit DAT ASS!!!
Both Bo and Krissy have their perspective "dates", expressing how they have fallen for the mini-vixen in a matter of 6 weeks, and we have cutaway after cutaway of Tila trying to convince the audience of how she's fallen in love with BOTH of them in that short span of time, and how it's sooooo hard to pick one of them, knowing she's gonna break someone's heart, and how heartbreaking it is for her.
Now the twist comes!! Most "love" shows have both final contestants standoff, and the main "love thang" giving a long, drawn-out speech about how this is the hardest decision they ever had to make (no matter what number season it is, the season finale always is the hardest decision they ever had to make LOL). But with Tila's show, she has them confront her one at a time. So Bo shows up, hops out of the limo, walks up to her, spills his heart out to her, and Tila eats it up. Smiles and giggles, holding hands, lots of awkward pauses, then Tila drops the bomb. After blowing smoke up his ass for what seems to be forever, she finally says "Your shot at love has ended". And Bo stands there, feeling about as dumb as he looks, basically speechless. He returns to the limo, rips of his "bracelet", and hops in and basically cries.
Now Krissy shows up. And every time she hops out of the limo, or stands up from sitting, she has to pull down her skirt, because DAT ASS...........truly a phenomenal structure LOL. Well, the whole walk towards Tila, the speeches about how she makes her feel and blah blah blah, so Tila finally says "Krissy, you still have a shot at love. Do you accept?". And then the awkward pause and silence. Then the obligatory commercial break LOL. Then we come back to where we left off, and this time, it's KRISSY who drops the bomb, and rejects Tila's offer of a shot at "love".
I FUCKIN' LOST IT LMAO!!! I couldn't stop laughing, I didn't even get to hear the explanations and part of the aftermath. I was laughing 15 minutes after the show was over LOL. I tip my hat to Tila Tequila and Big Booty Krissy for giving me a classic moment of sheer comedy and laughter. I still do believe that all reality tv shows are inheritantly evil and shallow, and that filling the airwaves with non-creative, sensationalized drama-filled bullshit will make our world a worse place. But for at least 20 minutes, Tila and MTV made this man happy with belly laughs for years to come.
But hey, this is just my opinion........my word ain't law.......:P
