Burying the remains of
A long dead lover in
The garden out back
I hope I'm in the right spot
Last time I managed to
Dig up some old remains
I just had to laugh
Really not so funny but
It was amusing to see
How poorly she'd aged
The holes most likely deeper
Than it needs to be
But I hate it when they
Come out at night and
Try to seduce me
I never mark the site
That would invite too many
Questions I'm not
Prepared to answer just yet
I'm sure no one
Suspects anything
Although my girlfriend
Did look at me kind of
Strange when I said
I was admiring my
Flowers and thinking
Of her the other day
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