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SDCALHOUN's blog: "real shit"

created on 09/27/2007  |  http://fubar.com/real-shit/b134735

a true drunk

so today i made a new friend and this niggs is comedy. he use to be a manager at some resturant but he always came to work drunk as hell and didnt do shit, so he got fired. The same day he lost that job he went home got his girl and started gettin drunk again and ended up drivin his car to tj. When he gets to tj he runs into two mexican guys who tell him he can park his car where they were at so his drunk ass does that. From there he goes to the club and of course hes drinking some more at about 4 in da morning he decides to go home, so he leaves the club has his keys in his hand and gets back to where he left the car. the car is no longer there and the two guys are gone too. so hes walkin around the area pushin the button for his alarm thinkin that he was in the wrong area. His car never chirped back. so the two guys stole his car and his dumbass basicly walked into the set up or should i say parked in the set up. you would think that if u been to tj more than once and u never drove across the border why would u do it this time beside every black person in california knows dont drive your car across the border unless u live across the border.
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