A Virgin Hick spacer
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their
honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always
do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be
gentle, I'm a virgin."
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room
without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what
happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own
family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you
