39 Year Old
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From Hoquiam, WA·
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Relationship status: Single
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39 Year Old
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Female
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From Hoquiam, WA·
Invited by: 588188·
Joined on December 29, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 23rd
·4 referrals joined!
39 Year Old
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Female
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From Hoquiam, WA·
Invited by: 588188·
Joined on December 29, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 23rd
·4 referrals joined!
HAPPY HUMPDAY. Today's Chinese menu: Chu Sum Twat,Suk Mi Kok,Lik Sum Klit,Tung Sum Ho,Gulp Sum Kum & Cho Kon It. or the Special.. I recomend u have the Kum of Sum Yon Guy and Dem Sum.. LOL Enjoy n have a great day.. we should eat out more often.. keep the menu goin!!! MUAH..
U THIRSTY!? Classification: UNCLASSIFIEDCaveats: NONETo my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, inwater there is bacteria.In a number of carefully Controlled trials, Sceintists have demonstrated That if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we wouldhave absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purificationprocess of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop,Wine/Beer = Health.Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. TRUE NOW U KNOW LOL HAVE A NICE THIRSTY TUESDAY!!!
A man frantically speaks into the phone,"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!""Is this her first child?" the doctor asks."No, you idiot!" the man shouts."This is her husband!"
I'M SPEECHLESS THE YEAR IS ABOUT TO END AND A NEW ONE IS GONNA START.. GLAD WE MADE IT AND HOPE A NEW BEGINNING WITH GOOD FRIENDS, FOURTUNES AND MAY UT DAY BE BLESSED.. HAVE A TIPSY TUESDAY!!!
Hey I was gonna send u something cute for the Holidays but the Mailman ripped the stamp off my ass and told me to get out of the mailbox! LOL HAVE A GR8 DAY!
2 condoms walks into a bar.1 condom looks around n notice it was a gay bar.He turns around n tells the other condom"GUESS WE'RE GETTIN SHIT FACE TONITE!" lol HAVE A SOOOO AWESOME FREAKY FRIDAY :D. ~muah~!!!
A man told his doctor,"Everytime I look in the mirror I get a boner" Doc replies" Well ur Dick knows a Pussy when it see's one!!.. LOL HAVE A THIRSTY THURSDAY! ~HUGS~
HEY HOW R U? EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! Due to the recession Sex position 69 is now call 96. Eventually the cost of eating out has gone up too. HAVE A GR8 DAY.. MUAH!!! LOL
K talkin bout Thirsty Thursday.. I just bought a race Horse named Mi Cute Face.. the best horse on the race Track..U bet on Mi Cute Face so race goes on the horse is nose to nose with a horse name Meat... hummm would u scream... Com'on Mi Cute Face and beat that Meat?! LOL.. have a Gr8 DAY!!
Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience.NOW THATS A HALLOWEEN SCARE.. LOL HAVE A GR8 DAY!!
