Thought I would take the time to answer a few questions some friends have been throwing at me.
Joyce - Convicted? No
Hotwench69 - I agree, 5 is never enough and 6 is sometimes too many.
Nelson - just blame it on a scorned scoutmaster from your youth.
Patricia44 - It's not bragging if you have video
Wanda - In the order you asked, briefs, use your imagination, by football time Sunday, pineapple juice sweetens it, and as long as my name is in there somewhere.