if i had a daughter this is what i would give to her first date bedrock
Application to date my Daughter
Name___________________
Home Address___________
City____________
State or Province____________________
Postal code or zip code______________
Date of birth____________
Iq________________________
Height__________Weight___________
Social insurance number__________
Drivers licence_________________
Boy scouts RanK and Badge__________
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Do you have one female and male parent?__If not explain why
Number of years they have been married:____If less then a year Explain________________
Do You have a van?______
a truck with oversize tires?_____
A waterbed?________________
A pickup with a mattress in the back?____
A condom?__________________
A pornographic collection?_______
DO you have a nose ring,ear ring, or any othe body piecing?___________
A Tattoo?____________
HELPFULL HINT (if you said YES to any of thease then discontinue the application and leave the primises
in 50 words or less what does late mean to you______________________________________________________________________________________________
What doe dont Touch my daughter mean to you__________________________________________________________________
WHat does ABSTINENCE mean to you?____________
Church you attend?_________________
How often to you attend?____________
When would the best time to interview
Your Father___________
Your Mouther___________
Your Priest_____________
ANSWER BY FILLING IN THE BLANK
If i was shot the last place id want to be shot in is______________
If i were beaten, the last bone i would want broken is__________________
A womens place is in the _____________
The one thing this application doent ask me is___________
When i first meet a girl the thing i notice first is___________________
IF THE ABOVE ANSWER BEGINS WITH T OR AN A discontinue, leave the premisses. keep your head low and run in a zig Zag pattern is advised.
WHat do you want to do when you grow up?_____________
What is the current rate for a hotel room?_________
Condoms come from (circle one)
Drug store Price Club My Fathers drawer
Dont know or dont care
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I swear that the information supplies is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, under the penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, red hot pokers and chinese water torture
MY SIGNATURE IN BLOOD. X_____________________
thank you for your interest, please alow four to six weeks for processing. If you application is rejected you will be notified bye gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases.
lol just kidding