DID YOU KNOW THAT IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO KICK YOURSELF UP THE ARSE?
WELL DID YOU?
GO ON THEN,
YOU DISBELIEVERS,
PROVE ME WRONG
TRIED?
FAILED?
IN PAIN?
AHAHAHAHA
BY NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING I'M STARTING TO TALK OUT OF MY ARSE
AND A GOOD TOE-POKE UP THE JACKSIE IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.
AND NOT ONLY WOULD YOU BE RIGHT,
BUT I WOULD AGREE WITH YOU!
PONDER THE CHANGES SOCIETY HAS
SEEN IN THE LAST 50 YEARS
THE 60s VIETNAM CIVIL RIGHTS
THE 70s WOMENS LIB CND
THE 80s GREENPEACE SOLIDARITY
THE 90s HANDS ACROSS AMERICA
THE 00s THE ZEROs
SO WHO'S 'KICKIN ASS' NOW??
JUST AS THERE ARE MORE ARSES NEEDING A GOOD HOOFING THAN EVER BEFORE!!
'KICK ASS' HAS BECOME 'FAT ASS'
'BOOT UP' BECOME 'REBOOT'
ANSWER:
WE'RE NOT MEANT TO KICK OUR OWN BUTTS
OTHER PEOPLE ARE MEANT TO DO IT FOR US
SO I PROPOSE
"ARSE KICKING AID"
TOMORROW GO OUT AND BOOT 3 PEOPLE
UP THE ARSE
(SEVERITY DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH OF A KICKIN YOU THINK THEY DESERVE)
IN TURN TELL THEM
"GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MOTHERFUCKER
AND GET KICKIN SOME ASS TOO"
YOU GET THE PICTURE...BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, PEOPLE ACROSS CONTINENTS WILL BE GETTING THE ASSES KICKED
AND LO, FROM LITTLE ARSEHOLES
COME
BIG
ANGRY
MOTHERFUCKIN
ASSHOLES
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