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SaTAN's blog: "Lessons in life"

created on 11/10/2009  |  http://fubar.com/lessons-in-life/b319031

At a bar

I'm kind of new at this so bare with me a bit.  Anyways I have a little story. 

My friends and I had gone to a pretty well known bar in the area and I had a few drinks and then a few more.  I do fine if I stick with beer, not too many can out drink me with beer, but when I hit the hard stuff I'll admit I'm pretty much a pansy.  So eventually I did start doing some shots and I got totaly blitzed.  It was then that I noticed this pretty little petite thing sitting at a table.  So I walked over and sat down beside her.  She didn't say anything so I thought it would be a good idea to start a conversation.  I don't remember what I said but I know me and sober I've been known to say somethings that just shouldn't be said out loud.  Well I did learn two things that night.  One is that I can really piss a woman off and the other is that little petite girls can throw a punch.  My friends had a good laugh and still do

The moral of the story is friends shouldn't let friends talk drunk.

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