I'm kind of new at this so bare with me a bit. Anyways I have a little story.
My friends and I had gone to a pretty well known bar in the area and I had a few drinks and then a few more. I do fine if I stick with beer, not too many can out drink me with beer, but when I hit the hard stuff I'll admit I'm pretty much a pansy. So eventually I did start doing some shots and I got totaly blitzed. It was then that I noticed this pretty little petite thing sitting at a table. So I walked over and sat down beside her. She didn't say anything so I thought it would be a good idea to start a conversation. I don't remember what I said but I know me and sober I've been known to say somethings that just shouldn't be said out loud. Well I did learn two things that night. One is that I can really piss a woman off and the other is that little petite girls can throw a punch. My friends had a good laugh and still do
The moral of the story is friends shouldn't let friends talk drunk.