Seriously, I want these people gone!
My contract expired. I went with a new provider. Called to cancel the service cuz they'll keep billing you if you don't and they won't freakin' cancel my account until the end of the billing cycle!
WTF?
I want you gone! Your service sucks ass! I don't want anything further to do with them and they're going to be around like a freakin' boil on my butt crack for the next 12 days!
*screams